Monika

Hi, I’m Monika!

I’m thirty-one, which I mention early because it puts some men off and I’d rather they wandered away now while there’s still time. The ones who stay are usually the ones who’ve worked out that a woman who knows herself is far easier company than one who’s still deciding. I’m East European and blunt with it. I don’t do coy. I don’t do mixed signals, and I’ve got very little patience for a man who still can’t tell me what he wants after three drinks – ask me, I’ll probably say yes, and if I don’t I’ll say that too and we’ll move on. Make me laugh and you’ve got the whole evening. My sense of humour is filthier than it should be and my threshold for it is embarrassingly low.

Since I’m over 30, it qualifies me as a mature, or as you may call me, a milf. I’m probably the horniest, kinkiest, dirtiest milf you’ll ever meet. I’m a petite brunette, sometimes a petite redhead, who loves sex. I love giving blowjobs, I love being licked all over my body, including pussy and ass. I am the best milf in London. Disagree? Call and book a date with me.

I’m five foot three with brown eyes; I’m a size 6, and I have some tattoos. I train a lot, which is one of the disciplined things about me – everything else I do on instinct and sometimes regret in the morning. I dress to be looked at and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. Just as you shouldn’t pretend you’d like a girlfriend like me. Corsets, fishnets, latex catsuits, tall boots, long gloves, heels so tall that they hurt. A little pain is worth it, I always say. Black lingerie when I’m wearing any, and I’m honest about the fact that I’m often happier without.

There’s a whole rack of slutty uniforms in my wardrobe too – nurse, secretary, teacher, schoolgirl – and I enjoy them more than I expected to when I started collecting them. It’s also why I have more than one of each. And you know what they say, that secretaries love anal? Well, the one wearing my secretary outfits does! Just as my nurse does deepthroat, the schoolgirl likes being lightly spanked and the teacher loves being body-worshipped.

Paddington is my home, and I like going out near – Bayswater, Lancaster Gate, Edgware Road and Baker Street. Dinner matters to me – properly, not as a formality before the good part. Penne quattro formaggi if it’s anywhere on the menu, because I have no sophistication whatsoever when it comes to cheese. Cheesecake is my favourite dessert. A glass of white wine while we’re still sitting and talking, then cranberry vodka once the night decides to keep going, which it almost always does. Private parties, anything with a dress code, anywhere there’s music loud enough to dance to. I’m not the woman glancing at her phone at eleven wondering about the last train. I’m the one still going when the host starts stacking chairs.

What I enjoy most is being in charge and being wanted obviously, at the same time, which some men find a slightly confusing combination until they’ve experienced it. I’m not stern about it. I tease, I laugh, I take my time, and somewhere in the middle of all that it becomes quite clear who’s setting the pace. I love the long build – the part of an evening where nothing has been decided and we both know exactly where it’s heading anyway. Restraint, costumes, a bit of edge if we’ve talked about it first. And we do talk about it first, always. I find that conversation genuinely good fun, and I’ve never understood men who treat it as an awkward formality. Tell me what you’ve been thinking about. I promise I’ve heard worse, and I’ll probably be delighted.

In the bedroom, I never say no to a threesome, especially when it involves my friend Melissa. I also don’t hold back from giving amazing blowjobs, nor from a face sitting. I love all oral, especially receiving. I love the feeling of a tongue in my pussy and in my ass! And I love cum so much! It happened more than once that a man finished again after seeing me snowballing, spitting the cum on my tits and massaging them. I like being cummed on, especially on my face.

What I’m after is a grown man. Confident without needing an audience for it, perfectly happy to relinquish control in the bedroom, and good company with his clothes on – that last one matters more than people expect. Height doesn’t interest me much. Ease does. If that sounds like you, come and say hello and let’s see how late we can make it.